Happy New Year

Happy New Year to yah. Good luck with your resolutions, or lack thereof, if you plan to just go with the flow like me.

See you in ‘09. Oh wait, it is ‘09…um, well see you soon.

Remind me not to prank this guy

How to Torment Telemarketers With One Word

Ahahaha.  I’ve got to try this some day.

Hiya

Hi guys, it’s your good old buddy Adam.  I’ve decided to start a blog here and write about funny, lame, and downright interesting stuff in my blog.  I don’t know what I’ll be writing about but it’ll be something you’ll like…probably.  I don’t know.  Do you like blogs about gooey delicious chocolate candy?  No?  Well I guess I’ll write about other things then.

Anyways, in case you don’t already know me (which is unlikely…but possible I suppose if you liked my blog so much that you linked to it for someone else.  Hint hint?), you can check out the “about Adam” page above.  TYVM.

I should probably talk about something now.  Hmm…nope, I’ve got nothing.  Check back later.

WAIT WAIT, come back!  I thought of something!

Sickness sucks.  Sickness sucks so strongly, sickness should swim so slowly so some sea shall…uh…well the thesaurus doesn’t have any more S words to use.  Basically I don’t like being sick, maybe I should have just said that.  But it certainly wouldn’t have been as fun.

So since sickness sucks (I did that one on my own), I’m trying to get over it with tea (O_O), etc…but it’s looking like it’ll be a few more days.  It really isn’t cool, especially with it being winter break and all.  Yeah, I’m in college, just got through my first semester.  Then I finally get a long break and I hold out until Christmas and then boom, down I go.

It’s been creeping up on me, for a while, even before Christmas.  I think it must have given me a twisted, germy present that it opened inside me on Christmas night.  I don’t know, but it was probably something devious and Christmas related.  Any better theories?

Well the point of all this is I wanted to give a shout out to all my friends with whom I’ve had to pass on hanging out (like that grammar I did right there?).  I’ll be back in business soon, just as soon as I return this lame ass present from the bacteria king.  Hopefully I won’t regift in the process.

(Metaphors ftw)